All I Wanna Do Is Draw for Cashew Lou

                        (sung to the tune of
           All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You)



   ...It was a foggy night...
    ...when he came into sight...
   sniffin' by the road...
   ...at some poor run-over toad...


  So I pulled up alongside...
   ...and I offered him french fries
  He accepted with a smile...
   ...then he pointed down a few miles...

   I didn't ask him his name...
this lonely wuff...
   ...that looked strange...
Fate tell me it's right...
   this huge pawprint in my sight...
I thought I'd gone nuts
   ...but it was in my headlights!

   Now all I wanna do is draw for Cashew Lou!
That macro art... he's addicted to!
  All I wanna do is draw for Cashew Lou!
We saw macro furs! I'm addicted too!

   So we found AnthroCon...
      ...it was a place, furs'd often gone
  We told evfurryone...
   ...but they just laughed
        and made fun!

   
  We told them 'bout the broken tree
and pools of spoo! deep as your knee!
   But they said, "Oh yeah, right!
dude yer fursuit's on too tight!"
   See that's what ya get from
doin' pixiesticks all night!

Now all I wanna do is draw for Cashew Lou!
That macro art... he's addicted to!
  All I wanna do is draw for Cashew Lou!
We saw macro furs! I'm addicted too!

   Then it happened one day...
      We drove 'round that same way...
Ooh, you can imagine our surprize...
    at this huge pair of thighs!

   We ran up to the furry knees
that were once again... crushin' trees!
   We begged him ROGUE please don't leave!
those little furs... gave us grief!

   He stroked himself for an hour
till he shoot his seed!
  It got all over Cashew!
    ...and some got on me!

  Now I know you'll deny it...
cause you weren't there...
  but it stuck in my memory
and also in my hair!

Now all I wanna do is draw for Cashew Lou!
That macro art... he's addicted to!
  All I wanna do is draw for Cashew Lou!
We saw macro furs! I'm addicted too!