*music cues on* Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! boldly yiffing females, until they smile and purr! Luetinent U'Whora... please report... Iiiiii... tried to commit suicide! suicide! suicide! I tried to commit suicide, someone save me! First Officer Cmdr. Archae... My wife Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er not as you knew'er... Albina, Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er... Captain! (O'Whura) Theere's klingoffs on the starbard bow, starbard bow starbard bow! There's klingoffs on the starbard bow, Captain Leone! Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! boldly yiffing females, until they smile and purr! Dr. Daemonjii Wulfenbane... It's worse than that, get Zed, men, Zed men Zed men! It's worse than that, get Zed men, Zed men, Zed! My wife Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er not as you knew'er... Albina, Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er... Captain! Theere's klingoffs on the starbard bow, starbard bow starbard bow! There's klingoffs on the starbard bow, Captain Leone! Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! Hope Negs' doesn't pull the plug... and kill her sister! LtCmdr. K'lynxyl... You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage... Pask! It's worse than that, get Zed, men, Zed men Zed men! It's worse than that, get Zed men, Zed men, Zed! My wife Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er not as you knew'er... Albina, Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er... Captain! Theere's klingoffs on the starbard bow, starbard bow starbard bow! There's klingoffs on the starbard bow, Captain Leone! Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! When Whambam has hir orgasm, someone's gonna burst! (extended version!) Security chief, Scorch... report... I barbequed a redshirt, Sir! redshirt, Sir! redshirt, Sir! I barbequed a redshirt, Sir! He shouldn't'a called me 'short'! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage... Pask! It's worse than that, get Zed, men, Zed men Zed men! It's worse than that, get Zed men, Zed men, Zed! My wife Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er not as you knew'er... Albina, Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er... Captain! Theere's klingoffs on the starbard bow, starbard bow starbard bow! There's klingoffs on the starbard bow, Captain Leone! Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! Chirrup's now a female, who'll soon give birth to Purr! Lt. Sasheem... I'm not giving out 'horsierides'! horsierides! horsierides! I'm NOT giving horsierides! So don't you even ask! I barbequed a redshirt, Sir! redshirt, Sir! redshirt, Sir! I barbequed a redshirt, Sir! He shouldn't'a called me 'short'! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage... Pask! It's worse than that, get Zed, men, Zed men Zed men! It's worse than that, get Zed men, Zed men, Zed! My wife Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er not as you knew'er... Albina, Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er... Captain! Theere's klingoffs on the starbard bow, starbard bow starbard bow! There's klingoffs on the starbard bow, Captain Leone! Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! Don't leave Aria tied up where the Ratt bros. will find her! Lt. Joey Leafrunner.... My spacesuit's too damned tight, Sir! Tight, Sir! Tight, Sir! My spacesuit's too damned tight, Sir! It's pinchin' at my balls! I'm not giving out 'horsierides'! horsierides! horsierides! I'm NOT giving horsierides! So don't you even ask! I barbequed a redshirt, Sir! redshirt, Sir! redshirt, Sir! I barbequed a redshirt, Sir! He shouldn't'a called me 'short'! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage! You cannot escape my tech-mesh bondage! tech-mesh bondage... Pask! It's worse than that, get Zed, men, Zed men Zed men! It's worse than that, get Zed men, Zed men, Zed! My wife Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er not as you knew'er... Albina, Leone, but not as you knew'er, not as you knew'er... Captain! Theere's klingoffs on the starbard bow, starbard bow starbard bow! There's klingoffs on the starbard bow, Captain Leone! Fuuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! On the Equus Caballus, under Leone, Sir! Fuuur... trekkin'... across the unifurse! Bonz is playin' 'doctor' with Ambassedor Belunar! .....